A call about a driver "all over the roadway, weaving in and out of traffic" led to the arrest of a woman apparently delivering food on her 50th birthday.
A man accused of criminal mischief at a gas station ended up with a gash by his eye after he tried to fight a police officer and lost, his arrest report said.
Authorities never know who could be calling for help, and deputies recently responded to an unusual one: pills found "during a medical incident" in jail.